The news doesn't move the needle like it used to, Kill "Instagram Youth" with fire, US households pessimistic despite healthy finances
BNPL is not good for consumers, Too many people want to have sex w/ a robot, Rewarding non-negative behavior, "What an idiot!"
Subscriptions for everything, California recall, The scam call hero we need, No we don't prefer 'Latinx'
A crazy Catholic bishop, Cars are scarce, White House whoops, ESG bullshit 
Nothing to see here, Au Naturale footy, LAPD knows about your burner account, and  a Portland professor has had it with the illiberal shitf*ckery
JPEG rocks, OnlyFans snip-snap, Amazon is Walmart is Amazon, Ayfkm in Afghanistan, Crypto Ponzi schemers don't know anything
aka 'keep calm, and carry on', 'onward', etc.
Millenials and Gen Zers have a 42% and 48% chance of being assholes, respectively.
Quick little early morning rant to get the juices flowing
I have something nice to say about Gen Z
K9s jobs + Consumers wigging out + WTOTY + Astros PR + Boring in Ft. Lauderdale + Idiot Buffet
NCAA athletes can finally make money + Faux media outrage over some pot + Idiot Buffet